Why Her Plus-One Brought a Gun to My Heart
If your date brings anyone to your date (even if you stupidly agreed to it), just stand up and leave without saying a word; your silence will echo louder than her poor decision-making.
There’s taking a break, and then there’s rewiring your entire central nervous system because a woman you liked invited you to a date… and brought her ex-boyfriend.
No, this is not a test of your emergency broadcast system. This was real life. And no, I wasn’t on mushrooms or caught in some twisted AI-generated reality simulation—though honestly, either w…
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